Memo to Washington, D.C.:

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To sum up: incompetence breeds more incompetence. And when you elect a C-grade average, only-got-anywhere-through-cronyism, never-ran-a-successful-business-in-his-life, deliberately dumbed-down moron as President, you shouldn't be surprised when the federal government response to a major event resembles a Three Stooges movie.