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...may you be kept awake by infected hemorrhoids for 72 hours straight. You deserve this curse. A pox on you.

Yes, at about 2 a.m., a car parked on the street outside our house started sounding its horn continuously. After getting up, getting dressed, and determining which car it was (and noticing that nobody else was coming out to check on this; very strange) and that it wasn't someone having some kind of medical emergency or something (no one in sight), we called the non-emergency police number. They never sent anyone out, either. Eventually the car battery died and we were finally able to get a little more sleep.

If you own a car, and you hear a car horn start sounding in the middle of the night, and you DON'T get up to go check it out, you deserve the affliction described above. And if you park your car so far away from your house that you can't hear it, you not only deserve the curse above, you don't deserve to own a car.

If that stupid vehicle is still sitting on the street when we get home, I'm calling and reporting it as abandoned.

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